What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
08.06.2025 00:15

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
After a few moments he returns.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
What do you think, TikTok is nothing but another porn site? Do you agree or not? Why?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Top prospects for 2025 Draft arrive in Buffalo for Scouting Combine - NHL.com
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
What are some of your favorite hip hop lyrics?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Yes sir it is.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Sure no problem officer.
Can a mother forget her child after she puts him or her up for adoption?
{RING} {RING}
HELLO